Elizabethan Insult Generator

Thou art a Puking, Toad-spotted Baggage.

(Insult terms via The Elizabethan Insult Generator)

JSON Edition

You can also receive your Elizabethan Insult as a JSON object:

Usage (Example in Python)

import json
import urllib
url = 'http://quandyfactory.com/insult/json'
page = urllib.urlopen(url)
contents = page.read()
insult = json.loads(contents)
print insult['insult']

Source

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