Elizabethan Insult Generator
Thou art a Spongy, Full-gorged Skains-mate.
(Insult terms via The Elizabethan Insult Generator)
JSON Edition
You can also receive your Elizabethan Insult as a JSON object:
Usage (Example in Python)
import json import urllib url = 'http://quandyfactory.com/insult/json' page = urllib.urlopen(url) contents = page.read() insult = json.loads(contents) print insult['insult']
Source
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